Did you know that prolonged throwing up can substitute for abdominal exercises? I don't recommend it. I *love* wide mouthed garbage cans. Vomit can apparently discolour teeth; I blame the stomach acid.
Sports drinks are *not* enough by way of fluids if you are sick. Water is a must, even if your body insists on rejecting it. Too much *grape* Gatorade will turn your stool *green* -- very green!
Blankets + sleep = warm. Warm = flooding via pours -- I mean, pores. Wet sheets + body hair = sand paper. When sick the desire to shave the head and body must be rejected by remembering that stubble is worse than flat hair. Depilatory? Hmm... I wonder...
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Don't die dude! D:
Aw, man. Food poisoning? My sympathies.
Sucking on ice cubes may let you take in water and keep it? Worked for me as a kid, anyway.
My verification word is "puctions" which sounds like a diagnosis of what you have. A serious case of the puctions!
I'm not dead, although for the first 48 hours or so I wished I was. It's a flu of some sort and it seems to be mostly gone.
I'm going to take the day off tomorrow (and then the weekend) to make sure it's over. I'm well enough now that the two games will be a go.
As for the ice, it's a great idea but I tend to chew ice. It's bad for my teeth and jaw and I can't not do it.
Ah well, it happens.
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